Ryan Wants to Stoke you out - Episode 6 - I hate Kenny Smith by bear34

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RedfernMedia (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:02)

Man, I don't normally get too into the forum/comments thing, but you guys need to lighten the f*ck up!

These edits are meant to be a bit of fun, to get people stoked, to entertain for a few minutes. All of this, "oh the camera work is shit" or "weak edit" or "his shirt changed", "why is his bike a different colour", "why did the weather change?" What's wrong with you people? If that's what you're concerned with? That every detail hasn't been worked out, or that all of these edits aren't up to the Life Cycles bar? So then don't watch.

Sorry if we didn't string cables for all of our shots or rent 30 foot jibs arms like other companies do. That was never the goal with these edits. They were practically donated by the film crews.

The point is to get people stoked on mountain bikes, on riding, which is what you all supposedly love anyways, and give away a shit ton of rad products. Ryan raised 10,000 dollars worth of product to give away, and you guys whine and bitch because the videos aren't up to your standards? Then move along. No one is forcing you to watch.

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dirteveryday (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:41)

Man...don't even waste your breath or your time! You're trying to reason with CHILDREN! Look at it this way: Just assume you forgot that at the end of the write up you said "Now please, all retarded children who were too busy licking the screen to see the video sign in now..." They did.
The ones that got their stoke on went riding. I just got back. Literally.
Keep it up and don't go negative, ignorance always prevails!

OK, kids...back to lickin glass!

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brule (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:03)

While I agree with each of you, I do have this to say.

It's winter and a LOT of folks are looking for things to complain about as they can't ride their bikes or they are mad about cold or simply want to whine, downside is that they feel justified in complaining about free content and prizing. I personally am pumped on the contest and all the work that went into making all this happen is amazing!

On another note, the whole Children thing is over played - average age is like 27 on the site and those that are complaining are typically older than that.

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 17:52)

grown ups are just children with layers...love the vids and have to agree that it's awesome of him to round up so much gack to give away Smile

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youngFR (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:16)

hell ya free stuff!! you wont here me complaining.

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DhGabe (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:16)

I think everyone here is talking shit about it because they have the internet to hide behind. I bet if they saw this being filmed in person they wouldnt say a damn thing. In person I bet all the shit talkers would be like dude thats the best riding I've ever seen!! This is the one thing I have always been annoyed with on forums which is why I go on forums to get info and then move on, because everyone and their mom is a pro at something on a forum and always knows better than you. So big deal they didnt spend a million bucks on the filming and editing.... Get stoked on the fact that someone is making these vids back to back and you get a chance to win some sweet ass prizes all for just watching a video!!! I'd like to see all the haters do something like this. Oh yeah thats right 99.9% of the haters arent on christmas break yet so they have to do homework and mommy and daddy havnt raised their bedtime yet.

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dirteveryday (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:28)

Brule-
I actually checked the ages of those actually talking smack and they were all like 19 and under...being thirtyfriggineight...those are children to me!
If it was just general smack talked it would have been one thing, you'll never make EVERYONE happy ALL the time. We can all live with that. It was just the simple ignorance that was pissing me off! Seriously...the whole video was "lame" cuz the shirts didn't match and Kenny's bike "magically changed colors..."? REALLY? C'mon people...apparently the whiners just haven't ever actually tried to film anything before to know what happens or can happen mid-shoot.

However that all being said...Ryan may want to look into amatuer porn...he's got the talent! lol! Just playin Ryan, thanks for everything guys! Got me stoked! Except for Kenny...Kenny just made me want to hang it all up and get into Chess or something...

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 20:19)

does "b=free" lend itself to coming out of the closet? That comment about Ryan being in Porn is slightly creepy lol...I can see you saying it to a chick but what exactly do you...ahhh never mind haha

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dirteveryday (Dec 6, 2010 at 21:58)

Porn = bad acting!

And "B-free" sounded cool back when I signed on in like 1999 or whatever...was prob gonna be a rapper when I grew up...

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 21:59)

sure sure lol,,,you have a crush on him =p

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Straitline (Dec 7, 2010 at 10:54)

http://keboch.wordpress.com/2008/11/16/arguing-on-the-internet/ Hate me later for the link, but c'mon it's true and funny.

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DhGabe (Dec 7, 2010 at 12:29)

@Striatline- LMAO!! Even though thats a pretty messed up poster I'd have to agree. Which is why I normally dont argue unless something just royally pisses me off.

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boostmaster (Dec 10, 2010 at 15:20)

I don't think people were actually serious in complaining about those flaws of the video, they were just pointing them out because its kinda funny. I didn't notice it when I first watched it, but now I do and its kind of funny. I don't actually think its a stupid video now or they're not worth watching, its just a funny 'mistake' that happened and they're just laughing about it.

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pedalhound (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:32)

I love these videos thanks Ryan for the stoke on a boring Monday morning at work.

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puker (Dec 7, 2010 at 4:18)

i for one am still loving these vids from ryan to hell with all the bs neg talkers seeing kenny flying those jumps and drops really makes want to get out and ride oh curse this damed winter weather ill just have to fav all these vids ready for when the trails are clear and rideable again

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coveman75 (Dec 7, 2010 at 2:47)

Another great video from people that obviously enjoy what they're doing. So yes , I'm prety much stoked and going out for a ride!
P.S It's about 18c here in Greece with a bright sun that reminds of spring time. I even tend to like this climate change thing sometimes!

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cameronbikes (Dec 7, 2010 at 3:24)

Man, garrett really ate shit at 3:30 when Kenny caught up to him. That is dedication to making the film look realistic. It looked like it hurt a bit going ass over tea kettle. Hope you were really Ok. Thanks for the fun film. The gully one is my fav still and this is number 2.

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grobertson90 (Dec 7, 2010 at 10:42)

lol that was a real crash, after it happen we just decided to use it. Glad you liked the video

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Edogg24 (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:26)

Even though there is a foot of snow on the ground here in MT, I am SO STOKED after watching that. Watching riders like Kenny and Ryan keep me stoked all winter long. Thank god for Pinkbike!

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dirty-fecker (Dec 7, 2010 at 0:22)

Love it ! A bit of fun, some good action and it made me laugh even though I'm looking out the window at a biker's worst nightmare ... piles of wet, slussy bloody snow ! Thx Guys !!

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shredagnar (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:28)

Sick vid! The man shreds no matter what frame or what shirt he is wearing.

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myotherrideisadj (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:01)

sly red bull advertisement at 1:34, i like it

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Dirty-Durf (Dec 6, 2010 at 23:25)

Love the fact that it made me laugh and want to go ride. Watched it first thing in the morning; great way to start the day. Thanks guys.

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reecewallace (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:41)

hahahaha beginning was awesome, kenny is the man.

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mchubbuck (Dec 7, 2010 at 19:15)

hahaha....you're a f***in' pussy! lol
sweet vid

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Hanover-Freeriders (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:40)

Sick!! Officially stoked

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eleventyfive (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:55)

Kenny Smith is a Badass!

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dirtbagbiker (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:58)

i want to go there, and get murdered.

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ritchierich (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:23)

I love how kenny changed frames on the lift. Maybe he carries some black spray paint in his camelbak? lol

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despar66 (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:42)

Slaying babes in the city? What

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ritchierich (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:46)

In case you didn't know, he's not a murderer. It usually means to pick up the babes, a.k.a taking them back to your place and sleighing them. Kapish?

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mooseman414 (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:18)

thats funny stuff!! I like how he hides in the bushes to get away lol

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powderskiing (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:32)

That helmet, jersey, and neck brace would look pretty good on me too

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spencer-graf (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:50)

Wow Garrett Robertson was in this!!!!! his like my favorite rider ever!!!!

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 17:49)

h'es like a MTB stunt man Smile

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FregoS (Dec 7, 2010 at 10:31)

Ryan wants to stroke you out.

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dirtbagbiker (Dec 7, 2010 at 10:59)

yeah i didn't get that the first time.

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mulletator (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:07)

I have never been more stoked! Why does Whistler have to close?

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bsbrider (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:49)

kenny smith rips!!!!!!

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downhill101 (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:12)

Kenny Smith for President

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shakedown (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:52)

Stoked on the riding and the humor.

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primodevil01 (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:42)

kenny is a badass

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MTB-RnD (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:02)

Kenny rips! Garrett, I hope Ryan bought you a beer too.

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roddi18 (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:51)

Such a good series, keep smashin them out!

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g02-80s (Dec 8, 2010 at 3:53)

how do you lose your helmet half way down a track? haha

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cmcgary (Dec 7, 2010 at 17:48)

Hahah, nice.I hope to be as brave as you RB, someday.

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ChinoJ10 (Dec 7, 2010 at 19:46)

Thats sick !

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altrugon (Dec 7, 2010 at 8:41)

So Ryan, have you already collected the pieces from the TV?

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yannml (Dec 7, 2010 at 11:16)

I hate Kenny to, he is way to fast :o

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toddonbike (Dec 7, 2010 at 16:03)

"Keep your day job" oh and Kenny kills!

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freeridr92 (Dec 6, 2010 at 20:05)

i sense a bromance goin on with ryan and kenny

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done12341234 (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:58)

That was sweet. GO AWAY ICE!!!! I WANNA RIDE!

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saso (Dec 7, 2010 at 11:05)

you forgot the snow... the bloddy snow

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:02)

Nice vid...what happened to Garrett?

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Kolu (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:16)

... Kenny come on, be nice to the little man.

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anarchistx (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:26)

Haha, jokes vid! Awesome riding from Kenny too.

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studers (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:53)

why does kenny smith change bikes? :/

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Demo-250 (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:58)

He was either testing the Carbon Revolt that is supposed to be coming out spring 2011 or he cracked his yellow one and just got a black replacement.

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Ben-P (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:40)

his frame broke when the rear end got kicked by that sick chickway-ripper

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bunkey (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:50)

He switched to stealth black mode for hunting down Ryan. Colour morph - Its a big feature on 2011 frames.

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rydindirty (Dec 6, 2010 at 17:50)

revolts dont last long enough to make a whole vid =p

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virtumedia (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:29)

That Garrett kid is a total hack.

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grobertson90 (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:38)

evergreen p makes the worst videos Razz

lol

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bikerguy222 (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:37)

...did they have to eat shit on purpose?

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Nobble (Dec 6, 2010 at 19:51)

Best vid yet, I am definetly stoked now tup

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max-stinky6 (Dec 6, 2010 at 19:52)

hahaha that was sick. super creative

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CdnFreerider (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:06)

Kenny was looking wicked fast! I like how he rides.

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adambradya (Dec 6, 2010 at 17:10)

That was sweet kenny smith is crazy

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Davidsym (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:39)

aww i was so happy with doing the GLC untill now. Frown

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RedfernMedia (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:39)

Haha me too!

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oakrunbike (Dec 6, 2010 at 21:06)

nice entertainment for the winter. thanks Ryan!!!!

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Analex (Dec 7, 2010 at 6:32)

Now that was awesome!

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bockel (Dec 23, 2010 at 12:28)

so dope
got me stoked

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jacktilley (Dec 6, 2010 at 16:14)

WTF?

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komodo1 (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:00)

nvm

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leopffm (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:47)

awesome!

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sroemmich (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:59)

Best one so far! Officially stoked!

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biker-Boy808 (Dec 7, 2010 at 14:16)

I loved It! SO SMART

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NIKOLOZ (Dec 7, 2010 at 14:35)

oh god i want that!!!

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ryguymission (Dec 7, 2010 at 7:29)

nice work!

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69-bottlerocker-69 (Dec 7, 2010 at 12:00)

whats the song

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ethanlphoto (Dec 6, 2010 at 12:45)

that gap was huggge

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lux-freerider (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:23)

How come one of those turns at the end was dusty when the whole video was wet Oo ?
And I want one of those colour changing bikes too Razz

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benko (Dec 6, 2010 at 14:26)

haha and a shirt that turns into a dakine blitz jacket for when the weather all of the sudden turns rainy

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benko (Dec 6, 2010 at 15:52)

i don't understand how we got neg propped for joking about the changing bike/clothes hahaha

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youngFR (Dec 6, 2010 at 18:12)

shit happens

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Ryan Wants to Stoke you out - Episode 6 - I hate Kenny Smith

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